Friday, November 18, 2005

Baby Registry

We've finally become sucked into Target's cooperate vacuum of registering for baby stuff so that all of our friends and family will come into Target stores, empty their pockets and scuttle off. (I put a link to the registry in the sidebar in case you are browsing the baby blog again someday and randomly decide to go out and buy more stuff!)

Fine by me, of course, so long as the stuff is plentiful and free.


As we were dutifully and greedily scanning items at will, an old friend of Charlotte's approached us and exclaimed, "Are you expecting??"

You know, as I reflect on it now, the question, "are you expecting" is one that should really never be asked. Obviously, if one is too unsure as to the actuality of the pregnancy and requires additional confirmation from the person in question, he is fiddling much too much in dangerous territory.

3 comments:

The Wrathful Buddha said...

Thanks for the registry. I will be sure to purchase many gift for the coming of Alyse, none of which, of course, can come from this registry, as I am against such things.

Amy Butler said...

Man, if that happens again, Charlotte needs to run away crying. That would show 'em.

I'll make up for Marshall not buying from the registry (you jerk.)

To spoiling Alyse! HERE! HERE!

"bqdpaw"
"Bryan quickly denied penquins are wild."

The Wrathful Buddha said...

Registries are obviously, as Memaw would say, "Of the devil".