Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Monday, February 27, 2006
Tap Water—the Ultimate Pacifier!
During the past couple of weeks we've discovered that certain sounds help soothe Alyse from a crying state. Most any noise will eventually calm her, so long as it is constant (i.e. vacuum cleaner, dryer, etc.).
The discovery I have made, however, is that nothing works as quickly and effectively as the sound of running tap water. As you will see here, its influence is immediate and total.
The discovery I have made, however, is that nothing works as quickly and effectively as the sound of running tap water. As you will see here, its influence is immediate and total.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Cute Stuff!
Here's a simple little montage I shot during one of Alyse's recent diaper changes. It conveniently portrays the vast range of her emotions. Enjoy!
Alyse's Day Out
It was time for Alyse to leave the house for the first time on her one-week birthday. I discovered suddenly this is the manner of expression she makes when too much sunlight hits her in the face:

Here is Charlotte and Alyse at the Women's Center where Alyse weighed in at 7 lbs 15 oz.

Then we all went to Applebee's for an early Valentine's Day lunch.

Later, Alyse got to spend some time with her cousin, Andy.

Here, Alyse and daddy spend some time playing together.

As usual, Zoe does her best to get someone to play with her—but to little avail.

Here is Charlotte and Alyse at the Women's Center where Alyse weighed in at 7 lbs 15 oz.

Then we all went to Applebee's for an early Valentine's Day lunch.

Later, Alyse got to spend some time with her cousin, Andy.

Here, Alyse and daddy spend some time playing together.

As usual, Zoe does her best to get someone to play with her—but to little avail.
Monday, February 13, 2006
New Pics!
I've added some new pictures which further chronicle Alyse's first week of life.
http://homepage.mac.com/drewallen/Alyse/PhotoAlbum30.html
P.S. I'm adding links to all photo albums at the top of the sidebar for future reference. Why am I writing in post script on a blog? Frankly, I've forgotten.
http://homepage.mac.com/drewallen/Alyse/PhotoAlbum30.html
P.S. I'm adding links to all photo albums at the top of the sidebar for future reference. Why am I writing in post script on a blog? Frankly, I've forgotten.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Alyse Has Entered the Building
Alyse Lenore was born February 7, 2006 at 4:00 PM. She weighed 8 lbs 3 oz and measured 20 inches long! Charlotte, in what was a somewhat more pleasant scenario than we were anticipating, was in labor for about eight hours to the minute. We were allowed to leave the hospital last night at about 6:30 and now Charlotte and Alyse are at home doing wonderful!
Sorry, I can't write much more as I am holding my beautiful baby daughter and I'm having to type one letter at a time with my available free hand. If you want to see more pictures than you can shake a stick at, visit
Alyse's photo album on my .Mac account.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Hummel from Alcatraz, Out!
It was all well and good being an expecting parent, but I daresay I am overdue to be an actual parent.
For all the hype, incessant posts, and incorrect predictions, the time has finally come. Time for the fleshy organic ballet that is child-birth; time to slip the surly bonds of the womb, and touch the face of earth.
Within a matter of a day or two, you need not be bothered by my off-beat and oft unwitty banter anymore—this site will be congested with something infinitely more valuable—pictures of the newborn Alyse.
I wish I had something more profound to say, but words—in this case—are patently unnecessary. I won't sully this and coming moments by a minute's more tom-bloggery.
Good day, kind sirs.
For all the hype, incessant posts, and incorrect predictions, the time has finally come. Time for the fleshy organic ballet that is child-birth; time to slip the surly bonds of the womb, and touch the face of earth.
Within a matter of a day or two, you need not be bothered by my off-beat and oft unwitty banter anymore—this site will be congested with something infinitely more valuable—pictures of the newborn Alyse.
I wish I had something more profound to say, but words—in this case—are patently unnecessary. I won't sully this and coming moments by a minute's more tom-bloggery.
Good day, kind sirs.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
D-Day
It is now 12:30 in the A.M. on February 4, 2006. For the past nine months, this date has been regarded as more than a day, more than a holiday even—it has been the focal point of all days preceding it.
The question now is, will Charlotte join the rare elitist 5% of women who actually deliver on their due dates?
I don't mean to cry "wolf" or else be the harbinger of false alarms, but Charlotte's contractions have been stronger and more frequent throughout the day. In fact for the preceding hour, they have consistently been spaced about 6-7 minutes apart.
Timing the contractions wearing a bit thin, Charlotte just propped her feet up in the recliner and said she'll wait for the fabled pain that has been bantered about so often by random female passersby and other experienced mothers.
Bring it on, she said as she lay back and closes her eyes.
And I think back to our doctor visit last Tuesday and try to piece together meaning from his vaugeness and lack of conjecture about how soon we may expect.
All women are different, he says, the babies just come when they're ready. Could be tomorrow or you may have to wait until induction, he says.
In my heart I know this was the answer, but I wanted to hear something more concrete that I could wrap my brain around until then.
We'll just have to wait and see, he tacks on as he exits the examination room.
I know, I know.
It's same thing I've told myself everyday since I've found out about this baby.
Patience is a virtue, yada yada yada...
The question now is, will Charlotte join the rare elitist 5% of women who actually deliver on their due dates?
I don't mean to cry "wolf" or else be the harbinger of false alarms, but Charlotte's contractions have been stronger and more frequent throughout the day. In fact for the preceding hour, they have consistently been spaced about 6-7 minutes apart.
Timing the contractions wearing a bit thin, Charlotte just propped her feet up in the recliner and said she'll wait for the fabled pain that has been bantered about so often by random female passersby and other experienced mothers.
Bring it on, she said as she lay back and closes her eyes.
And I think back to our doctor visit last Tuesday and try to piece together meaning from his vaugeness and lack of conjecture about how soon we may expect.
All women are different, he says, the babies just come when they're ready. Could be tomorrow or you may have to wait until induction, he says.
In my heart I know this was the answer, but I wanted to hear something more concrete that I could wrap my brain around until then.
We'll just have to wait and see, he tacks on as he exits the examination room.
I know, I know.
It's same thing I've told myself everyday since I've found out about this baby.
Patience is a virtue, yada yada yada...
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
I Can't Believe the News Today...
Monday, January 30, 2006
Coming Soon...
With most of the predictions now vanquished, there are only four remaining days guessed, not including Groundhog Day and Alyse's official due date. If, however, we can take our doctor at his literal word, inducement--if necessary--will happen around the 7th or 8th, so Stuart's prediction is pretty much shot.
Charlotte's pains are becoming stronger and more frequent--even nightly--so we are truly settling into the "any day now" mentality.
I honestly think she'll come before week's end, so the next post on this blog may very well be a picture of our little girl.
Seacrest, OUT!
Charlotte's pains are becoming stronger and more frequent--even nightly--so we are truly settling into the "any day now" mentality.
I honestly think she'll come before week's end, so the next post on this blog may very well be a picture of our little girl.
Seacrest, OUT!
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Home Remedy for Inducing Labor #10:
Yogi Bhajan's Organic Healing Formula Raspberry Leaf Tea for Female Support!

Dre brought by this organic tea that is reputed to help full-term women go into labor. Supposedly it helps with a variety of female complaints—including easing menstral pains—but also helps soothe and tone the uterus. Additionally, pregnant women who are not considered "full-term" are warned not to drink this item.
How can one beverage boast so many fantastic properties? Because, of course, their claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
So I brewed a few cups up for Charlotte already and, so far, no—nothing.
Aside from providing a quality organic tea at outrageously high prices, the dear Yogi Bhajan also includes several strategies for meditation and key insider Yoga tips, as well. Also, consider this scary poem which adorns this inside flap of the tea box:

The Gardener
There is a garden, in which so many plants have grown.
They bear the ambrosial nectar of the Name as their fruit.
Consider this, O wise one, by which you may attain the state of bliss
All around this garden are pools of evil, but within it is the abrosial nectar,
O Siblings of Destiny.
There is only one gardener who tends it.
She takes care of every leaf and branch.
She brings all sorts of plants and plants them there.
They all bear fruit—none is without fruit.
One who recieves the ambrosial fruit of the name from the Guru
O Nanak, such a servant crosses of the ocean of life.
Now that is what every woman needs—a tea with a philosophy! One that can speak poetically, abstractly, and metaphorically about Sikhism.

Dre brought by this organic tea that is reputed to help full-term women go into labor. Supposedly it helps with a variety of female complaints—including easing menstral pains—but also helps soothe and tone the uterus. Additionally, pregnant women who are not considered "full-term" are warned not to drink this item.
How can one beverage boast so many fantastic properties? Because, of course, their claims have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
So I brewed a few cups up for Charlotte already and, so far, no—nothing.
Aside from providing a quality organic tea at outrageously high prices, the dear Yogi Bhajan also includes several strategies for meditation and key insider Yoga tips, as well. Also, consider this scary poem which adorns this inside flap of the tea box:

There is a garden, in which so many plants have grown.
They bear the ambrosial nectar of the Name as their fruit.
Consider this, O wise one, by which you may attain the state of bliss
All around this garden are pools of evil, but within it is the abrosial nectar,
O Siblings of Destiny.
There is only one gardener who tends it.
She takes care of every leaf and branch.
She brings all sorts of plants and plants them there.
They all bear fruit—none is without fruit.
One who recieves the ambrosial fruit of the name from the Guru
O Nanak, such a servant crosses of the ocean of life.
Now that is what every woman needs—a tea with a philosophy! One that can speak poetically, abstractly, and metaphorically about Sikhism.
Friday, January 27, 2006
Mommy's Big Day
For all of Charlotte's crafty and calculated planning, her intricate efforts seeking to maximize the potential of her maternity leave and its coincidence with Spring Break, Friday the 27th—today—is the day she wants this baby to arrive. I, being the shrewd and surly competitor for which I am well renowned, would typically scoff at Charlotte's prediction and discard the very mention of it like so much trash. I have learned, however, where e'er this baby is concerned, Charlotte has eerie powers.
The fact it is now appoximately 1:25 in the AM—coupled with my ignorance of how labor and delivery work respectively—I would assume she would need to start with the heavy contracting some time early this morning. But then again, I don't know how it works.
Will it happen?
Experience says maybe.
Will I be anxiously awaiting a call from Charlotte at school, her sentences broken and her breathing intermittently tensed by contractions, laboriously commanding me to meet her at the hospital?
Yes. Yes I will.
The fact it is now appoximately 1:25 in the AM—coupled with my ignorance of how labor and delivery work respectively—I would assume she would need to start with the heavy contracting some time early this morning. But then again, I don't know how it works.
Will it happen?
Experience says maybe.
Will I be anxiously awaiting a call from Charlotte at school, her sentences broken and her breathing intermittently tensed by contractions, laboriously commanding me to meet her at the hospital?
Yes. Yes I will.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
She Wants Out!
Alyse was crazy active last night. As such, here is the video.
It's fairly clear in full quality, but I didn't know how the compression would affect the visibility of the movements since they are noticeable only from the kitchen lights reflecting off Charlotte's belly. The time lapse at the end, I felt, would help the movements be slightly more obvious if there are compression issues.
Watch the top of Charlotte's belly after she points to it for the first time.
*I've tried to fix whatever problem there was with the YouTube embedded code. If it doesn't work, please view the video on my .Mac Homepage.
It's fairly clear in full quality, but I didn't know how the compression would affect the visibility of the movements since they are noticeable only from the kitchen lights reflecting off Charlotte's belly. The time lapse at the end, I felt, would help the movements be slightly more obvious if there are compression issues.
Watch the top of Charlotte's belly after she points to it for the first time.
*I've tried to fix whatever problem there was with the YouTube embedded code. If it doesn't work, please view the video on my .Mac Homepage.
Monday, January 23, 2006
D'oh!
I suppose my prediction was supposed to mean something special, but it is just as statistically insignificant as any other. Alyse knew she was supposed to come out yesterday, but she decided to stay the coziness--though very cramped--of her mother's womb. This is most likely my fault for tying her fate to that of the Pittsburgh Steelers, but I honestly believe if I hadn't, the Steelers would have lost. Ergo, it was but for the greater good.
Though I believe she will come by Sunday, I reaffirm my faith in a February 2nd birthday. I won't cheat and count it as my prediction, but if it is to be Groundhog's Day, there will be some consolation.
I am hoping and praying, if not only for Charlotte's sake, Alyse will be here in time to see the Steelers win the Super Bowl.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
38 Weeks!
According to the good people at the Texas Department of State Health Services, this is an estimation of what a baby looks like in the womb at 38 weeks. Alyse, being relatively larger than the baby portrayed in this graphic, probably appeared in this wise a couple of weeks ago.This is momentous because by reaching 38 weeks, she has achieved the status of full-term. Although we have had--what we thought was a close call, the full-term classification makes her forthcoming coming very much more real. There is a short time left to wait, but gone are the days of piddling anxiety and worriment.
The only thing left is for her to get born.
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